By David Hundeyin
One thing you have to almost pity about the APC people is how genuinely and wholeheartedly they commit to their delusions. They really commit to the character.
First, it was “Tinubu never had a drug trafficking case, and David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant fooling his gullible followers.”
Then it was “Tinubu never forfeited $460,000 in proceeds of heroin sales to the US government, and David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant fooling his gullible audience.”
Then it was “Nobody ever obtained any documents under subpoena from Deloitte and Chicago State University showing that Tinubu lied about his background. David Hundeyin used Photoshop to cook up fake evidence to fool his gullible audience.”
Then it was “Tinubu does not have Guinean citizenship. David Hundeyin photoshopped a fake Guinean passport data page to fool his gullible followers.”
Then it was “Tinubu’s Guinean passport is a diplomatic passport which means that he is not a Guinean citizen because 2+2= Ekpang Nkukwo. David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Then it was “Tinubu’s Guinean passport expired in 2020, so he is no longer a Guinean citizen. David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Then it was “Atiku is wasting his time in court seeking to get CSU to release its records on Tinubu. He is being misled by David Hundeyin, the fake news merchant, and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Then it was “CSU will never release those records to Atiku because according to what I picked up off ChatGPT, 2+2= Ekpang Nkukwo. David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Then it was “Tinubu didn’t commit forgery because he is allowed to design his own certificate according to his specification. You can “Goggu eet.” Also, David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Then it was “David Hundeyin lied about the (publicly accessible) FOIA lawsuit where the FBI, DEA, IRS, State Dept, etc. agreed to disclose their files on Tinubu. There is no such lawsuit, and David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Then it was “The US government will never hand over information on Tinubu to anyone because 2+2 = Ekpang Nkukwo. David Hundeyin is wasting his time, and he is a fake news merchant and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
Now that the files are on the brink of coming out and Tinubu’s lawyer is openly trying to interfere with the case, it’s gone back to “There is no FOIA lawsuit and David Hundeyin is a fake news merchant and Omo Àlè who is misleading his gullible followers.”
And the truly amazing thing is that they believe it every time. A contradiction does not exist inside an APC head because to these half-men, everything and anything is, or can be true at the same time. Anything their bosses tell them to deploy as a narrative, they not only deploy, but they fully believe it as well.
If it weren’t so contemptible, you’d almost be impressed at how a group of men born of women have been converted into internet wildebeest devoid of any meaningful sentience, reason, and rationality.